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03/12/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien who is being denied a driver's license in the state where I live. Please advise me as to which state I can move where they will allow me to have a driver's license.
Dear Illegal Alien,
The best advice I can give you is to direct you to Ohio. In Ohio, if you kill someone through negligence, it's a misdemeanor. If on the other hand, you kill someone through negligence with a suspended driver's license, it's a felony. Another advantage of driving without a valid license, is that you can't get a license you don't have suspended.
03/27/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a U.S. citizen who is very concerned about the economy. With gasoline nearly $3.50 per gallon and the cost of goods sky rocketing, is there anything that can be done so that my family and I don't go broke.
Dear U.S. citizen,
Everyone knows that illegal immigration is good for the economy. You should ask your congressman to push for more illegal immigration to stimulate the economy. Also, tell your congressman to ask congress to give a stimulus rebate to illegal aliens who fraudulently file tax returns to further stimulate the economy,
03/27/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a Los Angeles open borders activist who supports the Los Angeles city council's opposition to the SAVE Act (the Daily news erroneously listed Heath Shuler as a Republican -- he's a Democrat). Which presidential candidate do you recommend I vote for to increase the chances that the SAVE Act bill is killed?
Dear Open Borders Activist,
You should get your followers to rally behind Ron Paul. Paranoid Ron Paul supporters oppose the SAVE Act because they don't like work place enforcement nor do they like the REAL ID Act -- something about Big Brother out to get us.
04/03/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien living in Los Angeles. So far, living here has been wonderful -- I have a good job that allows me to send money to my wife and kids in Mexico, a nice apartment and a mistress -- and the city accepts Matricula Consular IDs. But if this guy Walter Moore becomes mayor, my existance here in L.A. is in jeopardy. What do you suggest that I do?
Dear Illegal Alien,
Pack yours and your mistress' bags and the two of you move to San Francisco. Mayor Gavin of San Francisco has extended an invitation to illegal aliens such as yourself.
04/30/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a concerned citizen worried about the upcoming demonstrations by the illegal aliens and their open border supporters getting the attention of our spineless politicians who will cave in to their demands for amnesty.
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Not to worry, the open border groups come from countries and cultures where the only way to achieve political reform is through intimidation and insurgency. Their methods won't work in this country. In fact, the first time they demonstrated in 2006, it had an outcome that was the opposite of their objectives. Americans, some who were previously sympathetic to the amnesty seekers, became so outraged by the arrogant demands of the seditious paraders, they rallied to defeat the insane Senate's so called Comprehensive Immigration Reform bill. Realizing this, the May 1 "amnesty for all" organizers ordered their followers to carry a few American flags along with their "true" flags for their 2007 rally which, by the way, turned out to be a complete flop -- turnout was pitiful. But it seems that with the current three presidential candidates, all of whom want amnesty for the 12 million illegal aliens presently in the U.S., the amnesty seekers have gotten up their nerve again. Expect the same outrage by Americans in May of 2008, as was the case in 2006 -- Americans will rally again to defeat amnesty and boot the pandering politicians.
05/03/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
The City of Los Angeles has many employees of a questionable background. While police officers get a thorough screening, the support people often do not. When I came to the City 5 years ago, I had to produce the usual documents to get hired, but I was surprised to learn that the documents are accepted “as is”. As such, I believe that many City employees are in fact, illegal aliens. In fact, two of my co-workers have admitted to me that they are not here legally. Because these people have access to confidential areas, shouldn’t the City of LA verify the true status of its employees due to the rampant document fraud? Just who is sweeping up in those confidential areas?
USA Guy in LA
Dear USA Guy in LA,
It's worse than you think. You say that police officers get a thorough screening. Wrong -- there are probably scores of non-citizen police officers in the LAPD. How do I know? I did the research.
06/06/08 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien working for American Apparel in Los Angeles where the company designs and manufactures all of its clothing. American Apparel knows that Americans are lazy and won't labor in sweat shops like my paisanos and I do. A lot of people think that my company supports the legalization of the 20 million of us because we work cheap -- but that's not it -- it's because my company wants to do the morally right thing. That's why I am disturbed by racist activists like yourself who want to undermine my wonderful company.
Dear Illegal Alien Worker,
It is a myth that American workers won't do hard work -- and legal immigrants with aspirations to become American citizens have always worked in "sweat shops." One of the largest garment industries ever, existed in Los Angeles. And if American Apparel got their wish in making the 20 million of you legal, they would still be looking to hire illegal alien newcomers to replace workers like yourself who would be making new demands for decent wages and benefits after becoming legal,
