A public forum for illegal aliens, terrorists, gang members, criminals, and any other interested persons.
03/08/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am a deadbeat dad who has left a wife and five kids in Mexico to come to the U.S. illegally. I have met another woman (also an illegal alien) with whom I want to shack up. What are the chances that I will be found out by the authorities?
Dear deadbeat dad: The chances of anyone finding out that you left your family to fend for themselves in Mexico are zero. Many of our politicians who welcome illegal aliens, will think of you as being honest and hard working, just wanting a better life. They will help you. Even the NOW (Natl Organization for Women) will feel sorry for you. The first thing that you should do is get yourself a new identity. You can do that by getting a Matricula Consular ID because information on those IDs cannot be verified by U.S. law enforcement.

But I already have a forged California drivers license. Isn't that better than a Matricula Consular ID?
No. Get rid of your forged drivers license. If you are stopped by a cop, the cop will do "make" on you and find out that the license is forged. But if you have a forged Matricula ID, the cop can't check on you and will let you go. Matricula IDs are easy to obtain. In the Mac Arthur Park area of Los Angeles, I obtained one for myself.
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03/07/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am a terrorist who would like to kill Americans. What is the easiest way to get into the U.S. with a weapon of mass destruction?
Dear terrorist: The easiest way with minimum risk is to cross the U.S.'s border with Mexico, as demonstrated Here.

But I have heard reports that the Border Patrol does manage to catch what they refer to as OTMs (other than Mexican). If I am caught with a WMD, my whole plan goes up in smoke (no pun intended).
To give your plan a good chance of succeeding, you should team up with other terrorists as backups who will also cross the border at other points with WMDs. The Border Patrol catches 1 in 3 illegal crossers. So if there are three of you, the chances of two of you getting into the U.S. safely, are very good.
03/09/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am a Mexican drug runner. What should I do if I am detected crossing the border with a load of drugs?

Dear drug runner: Simply leave your vehicle and drugs behind -- you'll have another crack at it another time (no pun intended) and run back over the border to the Mexican side. U.S. Border Patrol agents aren't allowed to fire their weapons if you are running away from them. The only way they can apprehend you is to catch up to you and tackle you. That is why you should join a jogging club to build up your running speed and endurance. You might also get lucky and be fired on and wounded. If that happens, U.S. attorney Johnny Sutton will give you immunity to testify against the Border Patrol agent who tried to stop you. But the really good part is that after the agent/s are convicted and go to jail, you can sue the U.S. government for millions of dollars for violating your civil rights. You will then be able to retire and go straight.
03/10/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am a Jewish liberal whose parents immigrated to the U.S. from Europe. Wouldn't I be a hypocrite if I was against immigration?

Dear Jewish Liberal: You would only be a hypocrite if you opposed legal immigration. Who isn't for traditional pre-1965 controlled legal immigration?
03/10/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am a Muslim. You should know that the vast majority of Muslims are not terrorists.

Dear Muslim: As you say, the vast majority of Muslims are not terrorists. But the vast majority of terrorists are Muslims.
03/10/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal, I am an illegal alien construction worker. I don't feel guilty about being illegal because America was built by immigrants.

Dear Illegal alien construction worker: Australia was built by felons who were banished from England. That doesn't mean that Australia should welcome immigrant felons.
03/11/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal: I am the mayor of a large American city in Southern California. I hope to be California's Governor someday. I am afraid that the media might expose my pro-illegal alien agenda, causing me to possibly lose a future election for governor. Should I be concerned?
Tony

Dear Mayor Tony: From the clues in your message, I think you must be the Mayor of Los Angeles. My advice to you is, that you stop representing illegal aliens and start representing the Americans who live in Los Angeles -- that is if you want to become governor. Of course most of us don't expect that of you. Just today, you came out in favor of gang members by refusing to favor the repeal of Special Order 40, as was reported in the L.A. Times, someone like Walter Moore will expose you.
03/11/07 Email exchange
Dear  Hal,
How difficult is it for people of Mexican decent to understand the difference between legal and illegal immigration? They rally around the point that America was built by immigrants, but most of them were legally allowed to be here. Why is it next to impossible for them to understand that laws were meant to be obeyed, not ignored?
Brad

Dear Brad: Please don't blur the distinction between illegal aliens and people of Mexican descent.

Regarding your question as it applies to illegal aliens, allow me to tell you this short story: When my daughter (then a teenager) needed to park her car at work where parking space was scarce, her co-workers told her that it was OK to park in the tow-away zone because the LA. Dept of Transportation never enforced the restriction. Then one day, her car was towed. My daughter rationalized breaking the law by saying that they never towed my car before, implying that it was unfair to tow it now.

Illegal aliens (before they become illegal aliens) get the word that it is legal to be illegal in the U.S. That once you get across the border, you're home free. Most illegals believe that by not enforcing immigration laws, the federal government really doesn't consider that illegals are breaking the law. And just as my daughter thought, illegal aliens also believe it is unfair to suddenly enforce the law because the feds never enforced it before. The federal government's wink and a nod has been interpreted as a "welcome."

Humans, just like animals, have two basic defense systems -- fight or flight. When the choices are to fight your own corrupted government for your rights and a better life or accept America's virtual invitation to migrate illegally without any punitive consequences, the choice is obvious.

You are justified to be angry -- but your anger should be directed at President Bush and the Congress -- not illegals.
03/11/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
Why aren't Muslims protesting what is done in the name of their religion (e.g. bombings, beheadings, suicide bombers, etc.)? It seems that a majority of them don't seem to care, and actually applaud these atrocities. Could it be their Holy Book the Qu'ran teaches this?
Mohammed Brad Al-Los Angeles

Dear Mohammed: Most Muslims are moderates. But out of the 1.1 billion Muslims in the world (according to the 1997 World Almanac) the other 10 % (110 Million) think beheadings are OK. Any moderate Muslim who would oppose Muslim radicalism is at risk of losing his life. But there are a few outspoken Muslims -- unfortunately, not enough.

By "freedom of religion," I don't think the founding fathers had in mind any religion that wanted to obliterate all the others.
03/12/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I live in Mexico and would like to know would the united states government put me up in a nice air conditioned apt 3 bedroom if one of us would be a migrant farm worker? I like clean air and prefer California, sun and surf. I heard that you could live in a very nice place and it would not stop me from enjoying my Hispanic roots. I heard that I would be allowed to bring my family also. We can get an education too. I don't want to live in a run down place. I work hard as you know and deserve a great place to live. I am a 'migrant' so I do not have papers. America is a great country with generous tax payers.

Dear Would-be Illegal: You will be able to obtain some very nice housing depending on where in America you will settle. My advice is to settle your family in illegal immigrant friendly Los Angeles. After you sneak over the border, immediately visit the nearest Mexican Consulate to obtain your Matricula ID -- Matriculas are not available to Mexican citizens in Mexico -- only in the U.S.

The consulate requires a birth certificate, so don't forget to bring one with you. If you don't have a birth certificate and don't want to bother with all of that red tape, you can obtain a fake matricula from the many fake document venders in all major U.S. cities. I did.

Use your matricula to board a plane to L.A. Even though the FBI says that Matriculas are not a reliable form of identification, the FEDs allow airlines to accept matriculas to board planes. If you can't afford an airline ticket, take a Greyhound bus.

Once you get to L.A., visit L.A.'s Office of Immigrant Affairs. They are there to help you. The office does not concern itself as to whether you are legal or not and they will even advise you on how to vote and run for office in Neighborhood Councils. And don't worry if you are a sex offender. Once your family arrives, the Office of Immigrant Affairs will help them too.
03/12/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien living in Los Angeles. Although I broke the law to come here, I have been a law abiding illegal alien for many years now. I would like to join the Los Angeles Police Department. Do they allow illegals to become cops?

Dear Illegal Alien:
Technically, the LAPD does not allow non-citizens in the force. However, They do allow aliens who have applied for citizenship to join, as long as they promise to become citizens within the next three years after they join the LAPD. But the LAPD never follows up to see if you became a citizen within the three years. Here's what you have to do: Download a form N400 from the USCIS (U.S. Citizen and Immigration Service). Fill it out with believable information, but don't send it in to the USCIS (that way you save the $330 filing fee) and stamp it with the word "COPY" (you can pick up a COPY stamp at Staples or Office Depot). Whenever USCIS receives any application along with its filing fee, they mail you a Notice of Action such as this one which is nothing more than a receipt acknowledging that they received your application and filing fee.

Since you won't be receiving a Notice of Action, you'll have to obtain a forged one.  You can get one from a fake document vendor on Alvarado Blvd in the Mac Arthur Park area (you won't have to look long, as one will find you) and ask for a forged Notice of Action form. Be sure to provide your fake document vendor with a typed or hand written draft as to what you want the Notice of Action to indicate -- that you have applied for citizenship naturalization. Take the two documents with you when you apply to the LAPD.

You don't have to worry about the LAPD checking at any later time to see if you became a citizen within the three years -- I checked it out for myself.

P.S. Keep this to yourself, as this useful information is intended only for law abiding illegal aliens -- not for terrorists.
03/14/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien senior in high school. I will be graduating with a straight "A" average and want to attend college. I live in a state that wants me to pay out-of-state college tuition. I don't think this is fair. Why should I be made to pay for the sins of my illegal alien parents?

Dear High School Senior:
Your argument that children shouldn't be punished for the sins of their parents begs the question of why your parents aren't punished.

Let's make this analogy: Let's say that your illegal alien father lost his job, your illegal alien mother is barely able to make ends meet with the meager amount of money she earns. Your father, wanting to obtain enough money to put you through college, robs a liquor store and gives you the money. When your father is caught for the offense, should you be able to keep the money because you should not be punished for your father's sin -- and then your father goes free? Of course not!
03/14/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a liberal reporter. The other day, I did a story on a neo Nazi I saw standing on a soapbox and ranting about how illegal immigration is destroying America. Is that the kind of person that WatchdogAmerica wants to be in agreement with?

Dear liberal reporter,
The fact that there are neo-Nazi and white supremacist groups who want to cut immigration does not mean it is an inherently bad idea any more than Hitler having been a vegetarian serves as an argument against vegetarianism. Recently, the entire L.A. City Council passed a resolution against the Minutemen. Does that mean that they are all communists because the CPUSA (Communist Party, USA) agrees with them. In fact they have their own resolution on (illegal) immigration?
03/15/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
Please, don't try to encourage illegal aliens to be LAPD.  This will only allow them to permeate deeper into the fabric of America.  Not good.
Herb

Dear Herb,
I have gotten similar emails from others in which I am told that I shouldn't encourage illegal aliens and terrorists by giving them ideas with these postings.

Let it be known that I didn't give the 9/11 hijackers their idea. Anyone smart enough to learn to fly an airliner into a high rise building doesn't need my help in figuring out their next project plans. Illegal aliens and terrorists (sometimes one in the same) already know how to infiltrate America. I post these emails for the benefit of our politicians who don't seem to have a clue about the peril America is in.
03/15/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a Republican politician who supports Bush's plan for legalizing the 12 to 20 million illegal aliens because it is not an amnesty. Illegals would have to pay a fine and go to the back of the line before they would be eligible for citizenship.

Dear Republican Politician,
If illegals really went to the back of the line, they would have to return to their native country and get in the back of the line of those who have legally applied to immigrate to the U.S who have already been waiting years for visas. And I'm sure that all those waiting for visas would be glad to pay a fine to get in the back of Bush's line with the illegals in the U.S. When the government waives the usual punishment and allows someone to keep what it is he cheated for and broke the law to obtain that is most certainly an amnesty!
03/16/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien fugitive wanted for stealing a car in Texas. I now live in L.A. Will I be busted if I am stopped for going through a red light?

Dear illegal alien fugitive:
You won't be busted if you present your Mexican ID. The LAPD officer who stops you cannot do a background check on you because Matriculas cannot be verified through any database. But you might get a ticket for going through a red light and driving without a license.

Will I have to pay the ticket?
No. You won't have to pay the ticket because it will be too much trouble to track you down. But to be on the safe side, you should have several false Mexican IDs to show on different occasions to confuse your identity. None of your IDs should have the correct address or contact information. LAPD officers will not be able to do a "make" on you to verify any information you give them. Remember, once an LAPD officer gives you a ticket, he's done and you are on your way.
03/16/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am an illegal alien who wants to obtain a matricula ID, but I am to embarrassed to get one. Do you have any advice for me?

Dear illegal alien,
You shouldn't be embarrassed. Even Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger has one.
03/16/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
How can people become citizens and not speak English? I have met many! It seems strange to me. How can they qualify for jury duty? It seems they cannot vote without a ballot in their own language, and yet are they able to get all the entitlements citizens get -- and still never learn English.
Zora

Dear Zora
The reason that people who can't speak English are able to become citizens, is that they cheat -- voter fraud is encouraged by liberal politicians who vote to give tax payer grants to non-profit organizations like One Stop Immigration masquerading as do-gooders who will make immigrants patriotic citizens. See this video.
03/17/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a California lettuce grower who employs about 50 illegal aliens. That's because I can't find Americans to do the work. If you were in my shoes, wouldn't you be for a guest worker program?

Dear lettuce grower,
The government already has an agricultural guest worker program. It's called the H2a Visa program. Under the program, there is no limit to how many foreign agricultural workers can come the U.S. to pick lettuce.

Yes, I know about that program, but the problem with that is that I would have to pay much more than I am paying now, provide housing, and provide heath insurance.

Well, if you participate in Bush's guest worker program, you will be faced with the same problem.

Gee, I never thought about that. If that's the case, I might as well hire Americans.

No, you won't have to do that. There will be a flood of new illegal border crossers who will work for less than any guest worker who played by the rules.
03/17/07 Email exchange
Dear Hal,
I am a terrorist who is thinking of entering the U.S. disguised as a guest worker. But I feel uncomfortable in having to report my whereabouts periodically to the Department of Homeland Security.

Dear Terrorist,
Not to worry. The DHS presently does not enforce the requirement that aliens report a change of address within 10 days of moving. With the tracking chaos that will be caused by the 30 million new legalized illegals expected in the next 10 years (if Bush gets his way), the chances of being hunted down are zero.
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